Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Obama To Project Face Onto Moon On Election Night

Houston, TX - Following Wednesday night's 30-minute primetime broadcast on several major networks, the Obama camp announced it will kick things up a notch and use the remaining portion of it's record $600 million campaign funds to project the Democratic candidate's face onto the moon as a final political advertisement.

"Despite our sizable lead in the polls and significant step of a 30-minute infomercial less than a week before the election, Senator Obama felt that one final step was necessary to drive home his message that he will stand up for every American, even the man in the moon."

The McCain campaign immediately issued a response arguing that the Arizona Senator had been warning Americans
all along about Obama's proclivity to purchasing astronomy-related overhead projectors.

1 comment:

jim said...

very good josh - haven't ck'd your blog lately and the Obama on the moon was great! What will we do when this election is finally over. Somehow I think this is going to go on a while yet.

Keep up the good work